72 Little Moments | My Second ChildhoodAn age regression line poem. 2 min read.
I am sad.
My feet can no longer reach the pedals of my Corvette.
The clock in my room is ticking very loudly.
They are quarreling downstairs.
I ask for soup. It doesn’t have much taste.
The shower is weak.
I do not want to look at myself in the mirror.
My kid brother’s T-shirt billows like a tent over me.
An infant sneezes at the doctor’s waiting room.
Cold carbolic fingers poke at my pudgy body.
He says that I no longer need to wear glasses.
They search for a booster seat in the cafeteria.
All I can see are legs and torsos.
Fresh coffee is on the table, but I can’t have any.
I squeak in a baby-doll Kewpie voice.
Everyone is laughing at me.
I am weary.
My kid brother said I look sweet and vulnerable like a chicken.
The wrinkled old woman in the park tousles my hair with her leathery hands.
I stop to watch a cross-eyed calico cat chase white butterflies.
His scooter has bright orange flames on the handlebars.
TftW: Po-sitivity.TftW: Po-sitivity.
Po (Kung Fu Panda) TF/MC
This is based on personal experiences and inspired by whiny comments that don’t make any sense whatsoever except to the people who made said comment. This also involves a bit of satire.
There are some people that question everything and make lame comments that come across as whiny and nonsensical as in they don’t make any sense to anyone else except them, these kinds of people are well...tryhards that don’t even know what humor is. Take for example the character in today’s story, named Andrew Harrison aka Gorillaboy54, he was known for being a complete stiff with no sense of humor whatsoever.
He came across a picture Nathan did of current ‘president’ Donald Trump as an anthro tabby with fluffy ears and posted the most nonsensical comment in the history of nonsensical comments. His comment? ‘Delete this’. Why?
A Father's Debt (Bernadette Hedgehog TF/TG)
Tears still in his eyes, the man walked away from the graveyard where his wife and son were. He couldn’t believe they were both gone. Torn away from him, before he had a chance to do anything for them… it was absolutely maddening. After all the plans they’d made… all the promises he’d made to them… all the things he said they were going to do. But all that was over now. The plans were ruined, the promises were broken… everything had completely fallen apart. All because of a single car ride.
Everything had been perfect, too. It had been a beautiful day… the sun was shining, the sky was clear, the air was warm, and there was a genuine feeling of excitement in the air. Why wouldn’t there be? After all, the man was finally going to be spending some quality time with his family for the first time in months… possibly even years. His job paid well, well enough for him to support his family…
severus snape TG chap 1Its was on that afternoon after winter brake, when James potter pulled his three friends into the broom closet to show them something.
"its muto secus" he held up the dark bottle proudly.
Remus lupin took it from him. he had to much experience with James and Sirius then to take small bottles lightly.
"well?" Remus asked the others.
It seemed as he had walking on inside joke as the others were now giggling.
"Its a TG Potion, Moony," Sirus said shrilly.
Peter pettigrew reached for the bottle.
"This is powerful, right James? right?"
James nodded. It was silent in the room for a short time. Then the same idea seemed to be forming inside James and sirius's heads.
"snivly," they said together with evil grins.
Peter claped his hands and started to jump up and down.
"You two are nuts," Remus moaned unhapply.
"Come on, moony. just a bit of fun. thats all," Sirius said.
"Right it only lasts a day," James looked at Peter who looked about ready to faint with joy.
"Sides, if we dont, Peter will nev
Blanket TF BeginingSighing, I got up and left the restaurant. It was supposed to be a 'traditional English pub' supplanted into the suburbs of an American town, but it was anything but a traditional British pub. In fact I'd go as far as saying it was downright tacky with the horrible food that bore no relation to that which you could get back home and the grating faux-cockney accents put on by the staff which sounded more Australian than what it was supposed to sound like (not that its inspiration sounded at all pleasant to begin with). My head hung low, I shuffled out of the 'pub' and into the street.
I'd signed up for the University exchange programme because back home I'd been stuck in a rut. Every day was practically the same get up early, go into uni, work all day or work part of the day with big gaps between lectures with nothing much to do, then go home and collapse in front of the TV or computer (assuming there wasn't any homework to do that day)
Cursed Costume PartyTOBIAS' DAY
"Hmm, what's this?" I said bending down to pick the letter up off the mat. The envelope had a faint shimmer to it. Cautiously, I opened it, and a blue card fell out. Picking up the card, I read the gold writing in fancy script. "A party? Hmm, it's not really my thing, but might as well not as if I've got anything better to do. Besides, Keegan and Kelly are hosting it, so it should be fun." Turning the card over, I read the details. "A fancy dress party? Huh, haven't got anything to wear to that. Wonder where I could get a costume at such short notice?" Setting the card down, I picked up the envelope to go throw it out, when a second card slipped out. Picking it up, I read "Need a costume? Then try AKEA's Brand New range of partywear." I thought it over for a few seconds "Hmm, I really shouldn't, but it's not like I'
The Genetic Park 5 part 2
The Genetic Park 5 part 2
I stood there, watching Leo, a "friend" of mine, who just a few minutes ago tried to rape me. He was now lying on the ground as all his body was cramping and twitching. All thanks to the injection which was meant to be for me.
Tears started building inside, tears of anger, that moron has been a jerk all this time, assaulted Eva and attacked me, and to top it all, he almost forced me to have sex with him. I was already pissed at what how my stay in this park was getting its turn for worst, ever since I saw Eva and Scott kissing at the docks. I woke up to find blood trickling from my groin and a constant pain in my abdomen, which came and went from time to time. My only hope to improve my day was to get the additional serum. But I had to use it on Leo, after allowing both Scott and Eva to flee from there. Now I had lost my chance and probably I wasn't getting her back. I so wanted to head there and beat the pulp out of him.
"What have you done to me?!" yelled Le
Toy Maker Ch 2"I'll get the mail, mom!" Nate shouts up at his mom, while walking out the front door. Nate reaches the mailbox, opens it, reaches for the mail, before getting hit in the back of the head. Last thing Nate saw was his mailbox coming towards his head, but they collide.
Nate awoke, standing. First things he notice, he was what looked like a mannequin warehouse. Everywhere around him, was a mannequin. The next thing Nate noted was a small table in front of him, with various tools, and mannequin parts on it. The last thing Nate notes, which he thought was important, something hard, and stuck to the floor was going up his butt, restricting his movements. "Ow!" Nate says, trying to get off it, but having no luck. He reaches down, and feels cool metal against his hands. "A pole?" He wonders out loud. He hears movement from behind some mannequins, and goes quiet.
A young man, about the same age as Nate, walks over. He appeared sickly, although his blue eyes appeared full of energy, and hatred.
One Size Fits AllWARNING: Version 7 has been known to cause damage to PC's from frustrated uploaders.
One Size Fits All
"What do you think of this one?"
"This would probably clash with our cuff links."
"Dude, you're not even looking at it!"
"Hm?" JT looked up from his PSP at his fellow teenager. Boredom was plastered over his face, showing no interest in the suit under discussion. "I'm still saying this is a waste of time and money, Kent."
The blond haired boy sighed, draping the suit across JTs arms before video games could reclaim priority. "Come on, man, its prom. Don't you want to graduate saying you at least tried?"
"I'd rather play that HaloDST tournament." Shutting off his game, JT stared at the garment forced upon him. A pretty standard button up suit, given that he did not care about its distinct looks from the rest of the hanging samples. Still, it would make a good blend in with the crowd. JT considered his options for a second before giving Ke
Tails Bulbasaur AdventureTails paced back and forth through his lab. The young fox was becoming restless his best friend sonic was currently out and about explore some of the far reaches of Mobius. The good doctor Eggman was currently in hiding, "Probably still licking his wounds. I almost wish he would launch another gambit to take over the world. Then I would have something to do. "
Tails looked around his workshop, which was littered with half completed inventions and random tools.
He picked on his most recent invention the vortex manipulator. The device in theory was supposed to allow a person to travel instantaneously from point A to point B. Point B being anywhere in space and time. However he had no success and soon lost interest in the project.
The Fox slowly made his way over to his computer grumbling about his apparent dry spell. Maybe something on the internet would banish his boredom.
"Tails you have 300 new messages," his computer chimed.
"Damn spammers," Tails muttered.
"Would you like
I Was An American WereSmeargleI was on my computer one night doing research when a warning message popped up on my screen.
"Warning incoming virus approaching."
"That can't be possible. This thing is up to date with the latest virus protection software."
"Incoming virus approaching."
"Computer, can you identify the virus?"
"Virus is PokemonCurse.Exe."
"Activate the firewall."
"That won't do anything, this is an omega virus. It affects people online and causes involuntarily transformation."
"The virus works in a similar way to lycanthropy, but instead of wereanimals it turns them into were-pokemon."
"Surely that can't be true."
"I'm afraid it is."
"Computer, activate defenses."
"Defenses are down...defenses are dooown."
The computer malfunctioned and began to flash red as a sinister looking logo with a letter M appeared on screen.
"What's going on?"
I began to freak out as the logo on the screen morphed into a strange looking black and red pokeball
Werepokemon curse part deuxNathan's best online friend Sam aka Blackbluedawg was on his computer on deviantart when the computer's screen started flashing red and a sinister looking pokeball appeared.
"A Virus has been found."
"Oh no what kind of virus?"
"An omega virus."
"What is the virus's name?"
The sinister pokeball opened up and a dark blast of sinister evil energy blasted Sam, knocking him off his chair.
Sam was about to go back on the computer to try and fix it, but he started freaking out as soon as he saw that purple fur was growing all over him starting with his hands which had creme coloured fur growing on them and his nails were growing into claws and his hands turned into rat-like paws.
His feet also changed and became creme coloured with clawed toenails and the feet turned into rat-like paws, creme coloured fur grew on his stomach as a curled tail grew out of his back and he began to shrink down to the size of a rat.
Case of the WereMeowthInvestigator Andrew Jameson and his elite team of detectives specialized in the study of paranormal activity, and were hot on the case of the mysterious werepokemoncurse virus that has going around.
Andrew had instructed all of his co-workers to carefully check their computers to make sure that there wasn't any chance that it might infect them.
"This werepokemoncurse.exe thing is a serious problem."
"You're right sir, if this affects us - who knows what could happen."
"Have you checked all the computers?"
"Great, we're making progress."
"Sir, there seems to be something wrong with this one."
"Let me take a look."
He rushed on over to take a look to see what was the matter, one of the computers was flashing blood red and a warning message popped up.
"Warning: Virus detected - werepokemoncurse.exe."
"But I thought you checked all of them."
"We did sir.."
A sinister black and grey pokeball appeared
The Dark Night of the WereAbsolKyuubitheZorroark was one of the latest deviants to become a fan of Monstermaster13's Werepokemon Alliance storyline, and he wanted to be a part of it.
One night he was on his deviantart page when he got a note from Monstermaster13 himself, this note was one informing him of the infamous werepokemoncurse.exe virus, he read the note very carefully before answering it.
"I must be very careful...for you never can never tell when the virus might strike next..."
He watched the computer very carefully, checking for any signs of the virus, so far so good....everything seemed normal.
Just then, the screen started flashing blood red as a warning message popped up on screen.
"Warning: The werepokemoncurse.exe virus has been detected." A voice on the computer, hissed in a sinister almost Tim Curry-like tone.
"This must be it."
A sinister black and grey pokeball popped up on screen, before splitti
ZZAAPP!!Elliot was in a heated battle against Lance, the Pokémon champion.
"Blastoise, use hydro pump!" Elliot yelled.
"Dragonite, use, hyper beam!" Lance retaliated.
The attack hit Elliot's Blastoise full one, making it faint.
They both only had one Pokémon left, Lance with his Dragonite and Elliot with his Salamence.
"Salamence, use flamethrower!" Elliot yelled only seconds after sending it out.
Giving a roar, his Salamence let out a huge burst of flame.
It hit its target, and with a grunt, that Dragonite fell over, fainted.
"Yes! I won!" Elliot cheered.
"Congratulations." Said Lance, putting his Dragonite back and walking over.
"You've proven your strength as a trainer. Please, come with me." He said, beckoning to a large door on the other side of the room.
Walking in, Elliot was speechless at the sight of the room.
It was perfectly clean, reflecting his face almost better then a mirror.
At the back of the room was a small machine.
"Please place your Pokémon on the machine."
Staten's Ponymorphosis(Scene: Everfree Forest, Night)
(We pan inside to Zecora's hut where we see Staten and Zecora talking, as smoke billows in the background)
What is it you have summoned me here for?
I'm here to help you become a Filly.
And how are you going to do that?
The first thing you gotta is concentrate.
Visualize in your mind the filly that you're going to become.
Okay..i'll give it a shot.
(Staten closes his eyes and concentrates as he visualizes a dark grey filly with wings and red eyes racing through a vast wasteland)
Very good...can you feel the energy flowing through you?
(as he concentrates more he begins to transform starting with his hands turning into hooves)
A good start..but we need to change the feet too.
You have a point there!
(his feet also turn into hooves as he crouches onto all fours and his body becomes like that of a pony, his wings stay the sa
TftW: Ponification In Ink------------------------
Artemis also known as "Ink Jet" of the Delta/Alpha/Gamma alliance was a very artsy sort of guy, he loved to draw and paint - mainly pictures of his favorite things such as My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - he especially loved to paint pictures of Staten in action and use lots of vivid details.
He had a special magic paint kit which he used to make these brilliant pictures and to also bring them to life.
One evening he was in the middle of doing an art project for the resident MLP fanclub when something peculiar happened.
Some of the ink had spilled on his clothing and unlike with normal ink, this being magic ink - it had some unusual effects on living human beings.
Small ink splotches started popping up everywhere, he thought he was seeing things but no...this seemed to be real.
"Well I never! This looks very peculiar to me. I better not touch it though."
He carefully moved his around the ink splotch
Rise of the Mega Horse Part 1
Rise of the Mega Horse
This day was going to be perfect. The kind of day of which she had dreamed since she was small. Months of hard, limb-aching, work were going to bear fruit into a bright future. Soon there would be a day in which she had it all.
And then she crossed the finish line.
"Two minutes fifty-eight seconds."
Hazel would have responded with a string of unladylike curses, were she capable of speaking and not a horse. Fortunately, she had a perfectly good jockey to voice displeasure for both of them. Several nearby heads turned to watch the show of a short red haired man hope off his pony sputtering things even other horses found offensive. The poor high school kid that had timed their run looked ready to flee at the first signs of assault.
"How the hell is that even possible!?" The man that had been riding Hazel settled for throwing his helmet at the ground. Earth was one of the less pricey things to damage in a fit of rage. "That's almost twenty seconds
TftW: Earth Ponies Are EasyTftW: Earth Ponies Are Easy
This is both a pony themed tf story and a Rights Fighters story. This references and pays homage to a number of 80’s comedies and sci fi movies. The title is a play on words of the song Earth Girls Are Easy and the movie that is based off the song.
Clemen was a young man who was a brony and a sci fi fan, he had a very active imagination and loved going on adventures and discovering new things.
One evening he was stargazing when he spotted a strange space craft that looked like a pony. The pony-shaped spaceship spiraled out of control, going back and forth until it crashed landed in his backyard.
He couldn’t help but wonder what on earth it was doing in his yard so he ran outside to check and see what it was.
Once outside, he carefully skipped across the grassy path until he saw where the spacecraft had landed. Upon
Dangerous Dee-sires an MLP Cheerilee TF"PENCILS DOWN!" the professor announced. "Please make sure your names are on top and pass your tests forward."
Megan gave a groan as she buried her head in her arms, she had only finished 3/4 of the test, and even then she was not sure if she got those questions right. There was a slight tap on her shoulder, and she turned to see what was the matter. Her gaze was greeted with a stack of papers, the tests from the other students "Oh, thanks." she sighed and reluctantly added her test to the other and passed them forward.
"Alright class, I will have these graded, and ready for you on Wednesday, class dismissed." All the students got up and left the room, discussing the test. Meg was still in her seat and looking sadly at her desk.
"Is something wrong miss Harper?" The teacher said as he saw she was still in the room. She gave a gasp and looked up at the teacher, "Um, no sir." She slowly got up and collected her stuff
Special DEE-livery Derpy TF TG Jonsey groaned as he brought up one more box. "Almost, done." He sighed and sat down on one of the boxes, while he caught his breath. "Man, I had no idea I had so much stuff. One really does not know how much they have until they pack it all up and move out." He stood up and gave a small stretch. "I might have to wait until tomorrow to unpack this stuff. Going up and down a flight of stairs several times, carrying heavy stuff takes a lot out of you."
He walked over to the kitchen and opened a box marked "glasses." He took one out and filled it with water from the sink. "Probably should have waited until fall, when the weather is more comfortable, I would definitely be sweating less." He sighed and drank down the beverage.
Jonsey gave a small sigh as he finished. He looked around the small apartment and smiled "But it will all be worth it, I have my own place." He waked around the small living room a